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A Well-Oiled Machine

Hello, tech support.

Hi, I'm pretty annoyed that my brand new computer has stopped working.

I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe we can get things working again. What exactly is the problem?

Well, I don't think I did anything wrong. It just stopped working.

Your screen is blank?

Sure is.

Do any lights come on?

Not any more.

Does it make any noise when you turn it on?

Not any more. I had fixed that myself anyway.

What do you mean?

Well, the computer was making these funny sounds whenever I started it, so I opened the box up and used a little WD-40 on that box the noise was coming from.

You sprayed the inside of your computer with oil?

I just lubricated it. The stuff is great!

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