Riffing off of John Boehner's memo, "The Future is Cao," a TNR commenter has a handy rundown of Cao-related headlines for editors, depending on what the newly-elected Anh "Joseph" Cao does in the House.
The Future is Cao
Swords Into Cao Shares
The Tao of Cao
By the Sweat of his Cao
The Golden Cao
Cao is The Winter of Our Discontent
That should keep you guys covered on Cao headlines, no matter what he does in Congress. You can remit royalties to my subscription address.